2012 Kid Quotes
- inwardcommitment
- Sep 14, 2015
- 1 min read
Modestie: I want to have eight kids like you.
Mom: I had eight kids just like my mom!
Modestie: So your mom had eight kids. Are you one of them?
Michael's first shave: AHHHH! It tickles so much! (Giggling the whole time!)
Marian: Look at my fight muscles!
Teacher: Why is education important?
Michael: Education gets me to college. College gets me a good job. A good job gets me lots of money. Lots of money gets me a girl. A girl will make me a sandwhich.
Marquis: Dad, if you drop that camera into the river it will epicly break, and Mom will yell at you all day long, and probably some of the next day too.
Dad: If you know what a __________ is then what is a .....
Michael: A pear?
Dad: No, it's an apple in the ground.
Michael: What?
Dad: A potato!
Michael: Oh, you mean like chicken of the sea!
Mom: What is your favorite food?
Moroni: Everything.
Mom: What do you want to eat?
Moroni: Everything.
Mom: Yes, but what do you want for dinner TONIGHT?
Moroni: Mom, I told you! JUST EVERYTHING!
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